hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"
"studying."

hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"

"studying."

yourfavouritedarknesss:

Sunny and me at some party in February or so. .. i don’t think I’ve posted these before^^
(I miss my green hair ._.)

Goals

lichenprince:

i got stung twice by wasps today and i didnt cry!! it makes me feel badass. also i was at a social event and for once i didnt want to go home. i can’t remember the last time i begged to stay somewhere longer when there were other people there so that’s a good thing!! i really enjoyed myself :)

Aaaah Im so proud of you!!

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

truthandglory:

How much did the world cost Dr. horrible? 

Just a penny.

dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

laura-aurora:

First few bald looks :D

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.